Naming and Branding Agency

Posts from: January 2004

BBC America’s ‘The Office’ television show

Sex at The Office: There is only one funniest show on television and it’s called The Office. It originated on the BBC in England, but is now available in the states on BBC America. It is a faux documentary depicting life in the office of Wernham Hogg paper supply merchants, situated in the small town of Slough near London.

This is not the watered-down focus-grouped dry heave that you’ve come to expect out of Burbank. And like all offices, there’s a steady undercurrent of sexual tension, diffused admirably in these three clips:

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There are over 20 other clips available on The Office Video Clips page.

Hot ‘n hemi: the new Dodge Durango minivan

For years, millions of American men have marked the passing of the meaningful portion of their lives with the emergence of The Philosophical Riddle With No Answer. This moment is generally accompanied by a loss of sex drive, loss of hair and an unhealthy fascination with carbohydrates. Testicles, rendered useless, shrink like sun-dried currants. The manifest ennui is a few leagues deeper than that brought on by the irreducible existentialist dualism inherent in the choice between being and nothingness, as “being” is not an option here. The riddle?

Which minivan is the coolest?

Just when men were ready to relegate that question to the same intellectual dustbin as “The chicken or the egg?,” “If a tree falls in the forest…” and “Ginger or Mary Ann?,” the philosophers in the Dodge marketing department announced the new Durango with a “Hemi” engine.

The genius here is multi-leveled. The Durango is sold as an SUV, but as you can see it has morphed into a form almost indistinguishable from that of the Dodge Caravan minivan:

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Physically, it is just barely on the SUV side of the line, which helps men rationalize the decision to drive one by giving them permission to feel good about it. But it’s the addition of the “Hemi” (hemispherical heads atop the cylinders) that makes men feel great about their impending minivandom. Think about that for a second.

“Hemi” is synonymous with the muscle cars of the ’60s and early ’70s and inspired these images of youth, hyper power and crazed speed, back in the day:

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Given that the introduction of the minivan created the national condition Viagra and Levitra were invented to cure, it may be time to reevaluate some of your pharmaceutical holdings.

Focus pocus

Igor has a new Business Week appearance with a detailed discussion of what focus groups do to the naming process, including this:

Many well-known and very successful names would not have survived focus-group testing, Manning says, because, viewed in isolation, they yield more negative connotations than positive ones. Yet they work fine in the real world. Why? “A target audience never engages in this type of literal deconstruction, only focus groups do,” he explains. “When a name is rolled out, the public’s perceptions are based on the entire experience of the brand. Consumers don’t separate the name from its context.”

For a positive spin on the focus group experience, you can always count on The Onion:

HOLLYWOOD, CA–Focus groups at advance screenings for Gigli, a romantic comedy starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez set to open nationwide July 30, have demanded a new ending in which both stars die “in as brutal a manner as possible,” sources at Sony Pictures said Tuesday.

Well, maybe it’ll happen in the X-Box version.

More songs about medical, biotech & pharmaceutical names

Igor just published the following helpful guide to Better Naming Through Chemistry:

Prescription drug names are usually made-up words because of trademark and FDA regulatory concerns, but there is another reason: Gravitas (fear), the real or perceived need to have a name appear “serious sounding.”

Historically, every business sector begins life with a tightly-drawn nomenclature box, departure from which is seen as foolhardy. Eventually, however, a company ventures outside of the comfort zone, is hugely rewarded, and the rest follow. Well-known examples of industry-changing company names include Virgin (Airline industry), Fannie Mae (Financial), Apple (Computers/Technology) and Yahoo (Web). The breakout usually happens when the messaging gets stale and ineffectual and/or when negative baggage in an industry reaches critical mass.

The medical / biotech / pharmaceutical space is one of the last holdouts, but two sides of the triangle have recently given way.

Medical Devices Break Out

A couple of years ago medical device maker Medtronic introduced a vacuum cardiac stabilizer called “Octopus,” an evocative, intuitive name that referenced the arms and suction elements of the device. The announcement of the name brought laughter and derisive comments from competitors in the industry. At the time, Guidant’s competitive product was called “Axius,” a typical Greek / Latinate morphemic construction common to surgical equipment. The Octopus name began showing up in lectures and in quotes from surgeons in articles, even when the Guidant Axius was the product being referenced. In just a few short years, Octopus has become the default name for all similar cardiac stabilizers, much like FedEx, Kleenex, Xerox, etc. became synonymous with their products.

Without employing a huge marketing budget, Medtronic captured the hearts and minds of their target audience and made it impossible for anyone to steal them back, no matter how many advertising dollars were thrown at the problem. The long-standing wisdom (fear) that a surgical device needed a “serious sounding” name to appeal to surgeons had been laid to waste. Medtronic has proven that, contrary to popular belief, surgeons are human. Shocking.

Guidant was not only determined not to let this happen again, they wanted a name that would be a category-killer for the new product they were soon to release. Our assignment was to come up with a name that would achieve common, default usage. A name that would, pardon the pun, spread virally. And thus “Heartstring” was born, and did just that. The Heartstring is a coiled string that is used in place of a clamp when making a graft to the aorta during heart surgery. Besides being descriptive, we chose Heartstring because it has a secondary emotional context, and because when the procedure is complete the surgeon simply “tugs on the Heartstring” to uncoil and remove it from the aorta. Since the name had three points of connectivity with the audience, we knew the chances were great of it attaining the Holy Grail default usage. And indeed it has.

Biopharma Heals Thyself

The second leg of the triangle, Biotech / Pharmaceutical company names, began to quiver recently with the advent of names like Guava, Nectar, Blue Heron, Cypress and Orchid. These companies are using their names to distance themselves from the negative baggage that exists in their industry in the same way that Merck and ADM are spending hundreds of millions of dollars to assure the public that they are not cold and uncaring, and are working with nature rather than against it, a la Frankenfood.

It’s only a matter of time until the names of drugs begin to reflect the understanding that the right name can be a cost-effective, market dominating force.

While names like Prozac and Vicadin are interchangeable, as are Claritin and Zoloft, other names like Viagra and Wellbutrin have begun to shift the trend with abstractly inferential benefit imagery. Look for this trend to accelerate as every combination of “X” and “Z” names saturate the marketplace with sound-alike morphemic mouthfuls.

Bonus material: Igor appeared in last Sunday’s New York Times commenting upon The Science of Naming Drugs.