The Angry Jesus Action Figure

Jesus Christ Super Star: Or super-pissed, anyway. There’s a new Jesus action figure in town, and he ain’t happy. This is not the kind, loving Christ portrayed in the musical — this one has a hankerin’ for famine, flood and a whole lotta smitin’. He’s the perfect gift to scare the devil (and the crap) out of any innocent child. Or better yet, to unnerve that co-worker you love to hate. Next time the object of your office-centric murder fantasy is on a promotion-making or breaking call, just play (loudly) this clip of the voice of Injection-Molded Jesus.