Naming and Branding Agency

Posts from: October 2005

One hit blunder

Song Airlines has taken a final bow and well, we told you so. Two years ago we were so appalled at the naming and branding of Delta’s new venture that we wrote this post predicting its demise.

Everything about Song’s brand package hit a sour note. The bizarre Song logo prophetically portrayed something spiraling into the ground. It’s true.

Apparently, the name “Song” was meant to help convey some sort of JetBlue / Virgin hybrid, and the crew’s Kate Spade designed cabinwear was aimed at melding Branson’s rock and roll sensibilities, a touch of SoHo and, somehow, cheap fares.

Who did Delta hire when they decided to try and create a cool brand? Landor.

Yes, it was like paying Dick Cheney to teach you the Macarena so that “chicks would dig you”. Sorry for the visual.

Snark Hunting

Gizmag introduces us to a nasty beast:

Meet the Snark – an Unmanned Combat Aerial Vehicle of immense capability that demonstrates just how far the breed has come in such a short period of time…

The Snark is equally as mean and nasty as the creature from which it took its name – the mythical Snark in a Lewis Carroll poem.

Not to be confused with this mean and nasty beast.

Mr. Happy Crack

The Trademark Blog, by leading trademark attorney Marty Schwimmer, points us to this article in the WSJ’s Startup Journal, A Lesson About Branding From Mr. Happy Crack:

Amid the millions of dollars poured into branding each year, comes this story of how of a tiny business with little sex appeal — or even appeal for that matter (who likes to think about cracks in the basement?) — managed to achieve national recognition, half a million dollars in apparel sales, appearances on “The Tonight Show,” Fox News and ESPN radio, all without hiring a single ad agency, focus group, brand consultant or PR adviser. Instead, the owners just did what entrepreneurs with nothing to lose tend to do before they get big and worried about losing what they’ve got–they went with their gut.

Mr. Happy Crack has his own website and blog.

Master of Your Domain

Recruiting.com might get taken to task by naming experts for its generic domain name.

It is no Monster, but it could be a lot worse:

Some people need to be more careful about the domain names they choose.

Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:

http://www.whorepresents.com

The Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:

http://www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:

http://www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try:

http://www.therapistfinder.com

There is an Italian Power company:

http://www.powergenitalia.com

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

http://www.molestationnursery.com

I can’t believe it’s not feta.

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

The European Court of Justice ended a legal battle stretching back over a decade and upheld Greek demands that the name “feta” should be reserved for salty, crumbly white cheese made in Greece…

There is no appeal against the ruling, which was welcomed by Greek producers, who say the cheese has a 6,000-year history in their country.

The Danish and German governments, with informal backing from France and Britain, had challenged the commission’s decision. They argued that “feta” had been produced in other European countries in such large quantities, and over so many years, that it had become a generic description – like Cheddar, which can be made anywhere in the world. However, the justices found that Greek feta was a distinctively different product to imitations from other countries.

Professor Gordon Smith, a cheesehead at the University of Wisconsin Law School, thinks the European Court’s decision stinks. Lawyers around the world, even those who are recognized authorities on cheese, were mystified by the decision of the European Court of Justice, which was apparently decided by tyromancy.

Get thee to a phrontistery!

If your command of the English language is getting a bit loose, we suggest checking into The Phrontistery:

Welcome to the Phrontistery! I’m your host, Forthright. Since 1996, I have compiled word lists on various topics in order to spread the joy of the English language. If you’re looking for an online dictionary, a word list on a given topic, or the definitions to rare and unusual words, the Phrontistery is for you. Here, you will find my 15,500-word dictionary of obscure and rare words, the International House of Logorrhea, as well as many glossaries, word lists, and other English language and etymology resources.

But be warned; once you dip into the pandemian folds of tyromancy, you never go back. “Hold me closer tiny tyromancer…”

Rosa Parks Lyrics

Rosa Lee Parks, whose refusal to give up her bus seat to a white man sparked the modern civil rights movement, died today. She was 92.

American heroin (sic) Rosa Lee Parks has passed of natural causes at the age of 92. The internationally lauded African-American seamstress refused to give up her bus seat to a white man in 1955′s Jim Crow dominated Montgomery, Alabama and, in doing so, helped ignite the modern civil rights movement. Parks was repeatedly in the news in the past few years as a part of a lawsuit against Atlanta hip-hop duo Outkast for their use of her name in the radio hit “Rosa Parks.”

Ah ha, hush that fuss
Everybody move to the back of the bus
Do you wanna bump and slump with us
We the type of people make the club get crunk

According to an article in the Byran-College Station Eagle:

Parks lost a 1999 lawsuit that sought to prevent the hip-hop duo OutKast from using her name as the title of a Grammy-nominated song. In 2000, she threatened legal action against an Oklahoma man who planned to auction Internet domain name rights to www.rosaparks.com.

After losing the OutKast lawsuit, attorney Gregory Reed, who represented Parks, said his client “has once again suffered the pains of exploitation.” A later suit against OutKast’s record company was settled out of court.

Political activist Dr. C. DeLores Tucker, the spirited civil rights pioneer who made headlines in the early nineties as gangsta rap’s most vocal opponent, also died this month of undisclosed causes in Norristown, Pa. She was 78.

Tucker made civil rights strides during the sixties and seventies, becoming the first black woman to be named vice chair of the state Democratic Party and the first woman vice president of the Pennsylvania NAACP. In 1965 she was the woman to the immediate right of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. as they led a civil rights march in Selma, Alabama…

In 1993, she incurred the wrath of free speech enthusiasts when she began a public protest of gangsta rap lyrics. She even picketed the NAACP in 1994 – despite being a member of the board of trustees – when it nominated Tupac Shakur for one of its Image Awards.

In 1999, a federal judge threw out the suit Tucker filed against the estate of the late Shakur involving the rhyming of her last name with an obscenity in his 1996 album “All Eyez on Me.” She was also unsuccessful in suits against Time, Newsweek and other publications for their apparent misinterpretation of a lawyer’s comment to reporters about her lawsuit seeking damages for emotional distress because of a “loss of consortium.”

The legal definition of consortium includes a spouse’s loss of “society, guidance, companionship and sexual relations,” but it was the sexual aspect that magazines and a number of newspapers cited. Tucker and her attorneys denied that the suit had anything to do with damage to her sex life. The suit was thrown out by U.S. District Judge Ronald L. Buckwalter in 1999.

There is no civil liberty without freedom of speech.

Seth Godin’s “The new Rules of Naming”

Godin’s Sunday post is titled “The new rules of naming“. Here’s our take on these “rules”, point by point:

For a long time, I didn’t like my name. I spent more than 30 years spelling both my first and last name in school and on the phone. It didn’t help that I had a little trouble with my S’s when I was a kid.

Of course, now I think it’s fantastic that my grandfather overruled my mom when she wanted to name me Scott. (I think he had an issue with the branding of a type of toilet paper, but that’s a different story).

Scott’s a tough name in the Google world. Mark is even tougher. Michael is probably toughest of all.

We went through a lot of hoops in naming Squidoo. I realized as I was explaining the process to a friend the other day that the same logic applies to any product or service or company in our bottom-up world, so here goes:

OK, he’s promising to lay out a logic and a process.

A long time ago, the goal of a name was to capture the essence of your positioning. To deliver a USP, so you could establish supremacy in your space just with your name. International Business Machines and Shredded Wheat were good efforts at this approach.

IBM and Shredded Wheat are names that have nothing to do with positioning. Each name is a generic descriptor. Apple and Virgin and Yahoo are names designed to capture the essence of their respective company’s positioning. Names that are designed to portray positioning cannot be purely descriptive. Ever.

It quickly became clear, though, that descriptive names were too generic, so the goal was to coin a defensible word that could acquire secondary meaning and that you could own for the ages. That’s why “Jet Blue” is a much better name than “Southwest” and why “Starbucks” is so much better than “Dunkin Donuts”.

That’s the Hobson’s choice? Either pick a descriptive name or a coined name? Names like Apple, Virgin, Yahoo and Igor need not apply? We believe that the most effective route in naming is to name your positioning rather than your goods or services. Seth’s “new rules” eliminate that choice, the most powerful choice.

“Naming companies” flourished, charging clients hundreds of thousands of dollars to coin made up words like Altria.

Altria is a shitty name, as is Agilent. The irony is that the set of flawed goals and assumptions that lead companies to embrace names with negative marketing and branding value, like Altria and Agilent, are the very same goals and assumptions that lead to Squidoo: domain availability and a unique spelling to raise it to the top of Google. And ease of trademark, of course. (Seth, you migh want to file a trademark for Squidoo, since it does not appear in the trademark database. That’s a good naming rule by the way, and it’s not even new.) This is a horrible choice of priorities and a horrible choice of name direction. Any spod worth his salt knows that less than one percent of your internet traffic will be generated by people searching your actual name. The notion that Squidoo or Altria are working well for Google searches is true only for searchers who know the name, who know what Altria or Squidoo does, and still want to find them. Those people will find them anyway, even if they are called “Mikes blog”. So our stand is that even though these names were chosen to perform only one task, the task itself is a banal, unnecessary, low-level strategy point.

Then domains came along. Suddenly, people were charging (I’m not making this up), $300,000 for goggles.com. The idea was that if you could grab a domain name (there’s only one goggles.com in the entire world), then people could easily find you.

I think many of these rules have changed, largely because of the way people use Google.

Goggles.com, Pets.com and Drugstore.com were not the result of a rule that was in place. They were part of an ill-informed trend. Generic branding was and will always be a bad idea.

If you want Jet Blue or ikea or some other brand, you’re just as likely to type the brand into google as you are to guess the domain name. In essence, we’ve actually added a step in the process of finding someone online. (How else would anyone find Del.ico.us?)

This means that having the perfect domain name is nice, but it’s WAY more important to have a name that works in technorati and yahoo and google when someone is seeking you out.

Sort of a built-in SEO strategy.

Flickr is a good name. So is 37signals. The design firm Number 17, however, is not. Answers, About, Hotels and Business are all fine URLs, but they don’t work very well if someone forgets to put the <dot com> part in. Do a Yahoo search on radar and you won’t find the magazine or the website in the making, and do a search on simple and you won’t end up at the very expensive simple.com domain.

If you’re trying to make your way as a blogger, calling yourself Doc or Scoble or Seth is a much simpler way to establish a platform than calling your blog “Mike’s Blog”.

Sound obvious? Of course it does. But books still get titles like “Chip Kidd, Work: 1986-2006, Book One”.

Yes, it is obvious, don’t do anything generic. Is that a new rule?

So, that was the first task. Find a name that came up with close to zero Google matches. The only English language matches I found for Squidoo were for a style of fishing lure (we bought 6 gross, more on that later).

If I had a choice between a killer domain with a generic word in it or a great word that led to a less than perfect domain, I’d take the first, second every time.

There are no killer generic domains. Again, Pets.com, Drugstore.com, Business.com are all generic and therefore bad choices. What is meant by “a less than perfect domain” here? One that’s not a generic descriptor like Pets.com? Is there a new rule hidden in that thought?

The second thing that’s happening with the explosion of made-up unique names is that the very structure of the word now communicates meaning. Web 2.0 names often have missing (or extra) vowels. The “oo” double o is a great way to communicate a certain something about a net company.

Um, we are actually now in Web 3.0. Web 1.0 was Chairs.com, Automobiles.com and Search.com. Web 2.0 was Agilent, Xignux, Razorfish and Bluekangaroo.com, (Squidoo is a good example of this trend, though 5 years late to the dotbomb party). Web 3.0 has arrived, hopefully, and people are beginning to realize that the Web never did change the fundamentals of language, imagery and metaphor. Web 3.0 is simply a return to rationality and an abandonment of intellectual laziness. Web 3.0 is understanding that behind it all, you are most importantly communicating with OTHER PEOPLE AND NOT JUST A GODDAMN PIECE OF SOFTWARE. And just what is “that certain something” the “oo” is doing a great job of communicating? Seth doesn’t say; it’s a vague, unsupported and un-actionable statement. Is it an homage to Google and Yahoo!? Is this a new rule: put a “oo” in the name to guarantee success?

“HRKom” doesn’t sound like the same kind of company as, say, “Jeteye”. This is all very irrational, artsy fartsy stuff, and it’s also important.

If it’s important, explain it. What’s important? Is this another new rule?

Altria and Achieva and Factiva and Kalera all sound like companies invented by naming firms. Which is a fine signal to send to Wall Street, but nothing you’d want to name your kid or your web 2.0 company.

The shift, then, is from what the words mean to what the words remind you of.

WTF? What is this nugget based upon? It sounds like some sort of conclusion, but from where? And to what? Is it a “new rule”? Is it demonstrated by, “Squid means Squid, Squidoo reminds you of Squid”?

The structures of the words, the way they sound, the memes they recall… all go into making a great name. Starbucks is made of two words that have nothing at all to do with coffee (except for their profits!) and the reference to Moby Dick is tenuous for most of us. But over time, the shape of the letters, the way they sound and the unique quality of the word makes it close to perfect.

So, using the fantastic NameBoy service (also a great name), I found thousands of available domains that managed to sound right and were unique. It took more than a month. Along the way, I almost bought FishEye.com but the owner (who has a charter boat in the Cayman Islands) wasn’t budging.

The notion that NameBoy is a great name means one of two things: either that a name no longer has to stake out different territory than its competitors (new rule!), or that Seth cut a deal for the domain name from NameBoy in exchange for the “shout out”. Or maybe he just forgot that naming, branding and marketing are competitive sports. Here are some company names any Google searcher would encounter when looking for services related to names and domains:

  • ABC Name Bank
  • Brighter Naming
  • Moore Names
  • Namebase
  • NameBoy
  • Name Designer
  • Name Development
  • Name Evolution
  • Name Generator
  • NAME-IT
  • NameLab
  • Name One
  • Name Pharm
  • NameQuest
  • Name Razor
  • NameSale
  • Name Sharks
  • Name-Shop
  • NameStormers
  • Name Tag
  • NameTrade
  • NameWorks
  • Naming Systems
  • Naming Workshop
  • Namington
  • Namix

What does NameBoy accomplish in the above competitive space? Nada or greatness? Keep in mind, these “new rules “say “greatness”.

The last thing to tell you is this: you need to sell a name internally. There are two things you should keep in mind:

This selling internally bit is essential; it’s not a great name if never implemented.

1. don’t use a placeholder name. People will fall in love with it. Find your name, use that name and that’s it.

No! Do use a placeholder name! It’s one of the best things you can do! Placeholder names are created before people get too nervous, political and fearful. By the time launch rolls around, people might be used to it and love it. Naming something too close to launch will inspire panic and compromise. IBM’s new mainframe was code named “T-Rex”, but the actual name was changed to “eServer zSeries 990.” AMD’s chip, code named “Sledgehammer,” became “Opteron,” while Intel’s “McKinley” chip became the “Itanium 2.” In all these cases the code names are much, much better, proof of which can be found in the fact that many people still refer to these and similarly code-named products by the code names long after the products have been released with “official” names.

2. don’t listen to what your friends and neighbors and colleagues tell you about a name. We had a placeholder name (yikes), I had to change it and everyone hated the new name. For weeks! Now, it feels like it couldn’t be anything else.

If you need to sell a name internally, and you don’t have to “listen to your colleagues”, then you don’t actually have to sell it internally, do you? This means that you are either Richard Branson or Steve Jobs.

The entire point of “secondary meaning” is that the first meaning doesn’t matter at all (especially since you picked a name with no meaning to begin with). Over time, a surprisingly short time, your unique word, especially if it sounds right, will soon be the one and only word.

That’s not writing, it’s typing. Why give up primary meaning, imagery, emotion, and metaphor? We’re back to the misguided premise that your most important audience already knows your name and what you do, wants to find you on Google, but might not be smart enough to.

Are these really “new rules”, or just an attempt to rationalize being saddled with “Squidoo”?

Remember when it was “smart” to name your business “AAA Aardvark & Sons Plumbing” so you would grab the top spot in the search engine of the day, The Yellow Pages? Quickly, you had competitors called “AAAA Acme & Daughters Plumbing” and soon a good portion of plumbing company names were indistinguishable from each other and nothing more than garbled nonsense. These new rules are merely an extension of that short sighted strategy.

Company and Product name brainstorming

Are your company or product name brainstorming attempts long on storm and short on brains? Igor has over 1,800 brains in stock, ready to help you name whatever needs naming – most have very low milage, are hardly ever driven during the week, and are used only sparingly on weekends to scan refrigerator contents and such. Our collection of brains can be picked through at the Wordlab Wordboard, our free naming and branding brainstorming forum. Jump in and pick the brains!

Tips for picking a brain:

1. Do not pick if the skin is too green–it’s not ripe yet.
2. The brain should be viscous and phlegmatic, yet hold up to a good thumping. Not too firm, not too soft.
3. The end that was twisted from the brain stem should be pliable when you poke your thumb through the outer membrane. If you can’t break the membrane with your fingernail, the brain was picked prematurely.
4. Smell is the most reliable indicator of freshness.
5. Have fun with it, but keep it platonic.

Disaster preparedness

The best website we have seen on the subject of emergency preparedness for you and your family resides at 72 hours.org. The name of the site refers to the notion that you’ll have to be able to fend for yourself for at least 72 hours in the event of a disaster. This site presents information in a way that should serve as a shining example to all other government web projects. Hats off to everyone involved. A must read. And you might consider downloading and printing the most important info, in PDF form here and here , as you probably won’t be able to get online post event.