Johnny Depp Jumps the Shark

Johnny, we hardly knew ye. The description on the steering wheel reads, “Naturally Sweetened Chocolate Pearl Shaped Cereal with Pirate Shaped Marshmallows”. In fact the marshmallows are heart, pentagon and other non-ship shaped shapes, so your actual satisfaction may depend on your definition of “Pirate”. Let’s see how Sean Penn tops this.

Johnny Depp Cereal