Everything we know about Canadian naming conventions

Or Canada for that matter, has been summed up succinctly by our own Jay Jurisich, on assignment in Toronto:

Ahh….Moose….Now I know the true meaning of pleasure….

Oh, the other thing I learned about Canada….every business is named after a hockey player, and they become enormously successful. Hence Tim Horton’s — where you can’t even get a latte, owns 70% of the coffeehouse market, eclipsing even the mighty Starbucks. And he’s a DEAD Canadian hockey player.