Gizmodo, which alerted us to this strange trademark filing, speculates on what it could mean:
That’s the gazillion dollar question: how can Sony get a trademark for “Badman” in a tagline that plays off the kind of Batman-speak bandied about in the old Batman TV series? Seems like whoever owns the rights to Batman wouldn’t take too kindly to this. Could this be the Joker’s dark wit? Maybe IP-Caped-Crusader Marty Schwimmer can get to the bottom of this.
Holy slap in the farce: This strange turn of events inspired me to look-up some of those phrases from the old show, and it’s amazing how downright wacky they are. Here is a sample to get your Dada groove on:
Penguin: Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Riddler: Batgirls wilt just as quickly as other women!
Robin: Maybe you can bully an aging mogul, but not me, Catwoman!
Batman: I’m just going to hang around the bar. I don’t want to look conspicuous.
Robin: Holy bill of rights, Batman!
Robin: Holy haberdashery, Batman!
King Tut: If the caped crumb is here, the cowled creep can’t be far behind.
Commissioner Gordon: You know I’m violently opposed to police brutality.
Penguin [Organizing his election]: Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Catwoman: I’m not just pussyfooting around this time, Batman!
Robin: The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it’s almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny.
Robin [Figuring out a riddle]: The opposite of a girl is a boy!
Batman: Poor devil. Forced to live in an air-conditioned suit that keeps his body temperature down to fifty degrees below zero. No wonder his mind is warped.
Batman: Robin, warm up the Bat-spot analyzer while I take a sample of this affected cloth.
Batman: I never touch spirits. Have you some milk?
Chief O’Hara: When it comes to the human brain, we’re not equipped.
Robin: Holy atomic pile, Batman!
King Tut: [to Nefertiti] How many times must I tell you? Queens consume nectars and ambrosia, not hot dogs.
Batman: Just a second while I retrieve my beanie, my hair, my tweezers, and my notes.
Batman: I’ve just perfected an Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer which may hold the key to this baffling question.
Batman: Oh, Catwoman, Catwoman, will you never learn?
Robin: Under this garb, we’re perfectly ordinary Americans.
Robin: I couldn’t resist. You were taken in by her, but I’m too young for that sort of thing.
Robin: Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods!
Narrator: Horrors! One lemon!
Robin: Holy oleo!
Catwoman: I didn’t know you could yodel!
Egghead: Woe is me, my criminal career is now egg-stinct!
Batman: Yes, citizen, you may return to your harpsichord.
Robin: We’re on official business!
Robin: Gosh, Batman, what are they dressed like *that* for?
Penguin: Well, I hope you have something special cooked up for that caped creep.
Batman: Let’s go, Robin. We’ve set another youth on the road to a brighter tomorrow.
Commissioner Gordon: Tanks in the street, a horse in my outer office… Has the whole world gone batty?
Shame: Your mother wore Army shoes.
Batman: Yes, she did. As I recall, she found them quite comfortable.
Shame: You big sissy, you couldn’t drive nails in a snow bank.
Batman: Why would I want to?
[Dr. Cassandra uses her alvino ray gun on Batman, Robin and Batgirl]
Batgirl: I feel like I’m getting flat!
Cabala: What a pity…
Robin: Gosh Batman, the nobility of the almost-human porpoise.
Batman: True, it was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours.
There are a lot of gems here, but my favorite has to be, “Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods!” Can it be long until Sony files a trademark for it? [Sources: USPTO, Gizmodo, IMDB]
Posted: June 30th, 2009 |
Category: Igor, Snark Hunting, company names, industry insider, name changes, product names, taglines 
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